03 8 / 2014

03 8 / 2014

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist, via shouttoshannon)

22 7 / 2014

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via i-love-her-more)

22 7 / 2014

at a horror movie

  • 1: are you scared?
  • 2: in this economy who wouldn't be

22 7 / 2014

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via suninthemorningsky)

22 7 / 2014

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via valar-morghulisz)

22 7 / 2014

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via microdong)

10 7 / 2014

teamrocketing:

*shows picture of me i like to mom*

mom: but you don’t even look like yourself

me: that’s the point

(via bullshii-t)

01 7 / 2014

stunningpicture:

Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find some enlightenment?

stunningpicture:

Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find some enlightenment?

(via kissmy-s4ss)

30 6 / 2014