23 9 / 2014

mommabec:

twinarmageddons:

musicpnppl:

 

Hilda by Duane Bryers

I think I just found my perfect woman.

How cute!

(via dancelikeimwatching)

23 9 / 2014

picsandquotes:

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They Are Breakable

The human is the only mammal that doesn’t have a bone in its penis, but that doesn’t mean that this reproductive organ is invincible. It’s completely possible to break an erect penis when it’s bent at an extreme angle. There will be extreme bruising and must heal for…

(Source: bit.ly)

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

23 9 / 2014

  • 1: so what's your availabil-
  • 2: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME

23 9 / 2014

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

I want this dress with my whole heart

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

I want this dress with my whole heart

(Source: weheartit.com, via flaminghotcheetoes)

03 8 / 2014

03 8 / 2014

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist, via shouttoshannon)

22 7 / 2014

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via i-love-her-more)

22 7 / 2014

at a horror movie

  • 1: are you scared?
  • 2: in this economy who wouldn't be